Haunted Chocolatier Is Still Missing, But This Freaky Tea Party Sim Could Scratch Your Itch

Like Haunted Chocolatier, which will let you melt, swirl, and sell your own fancy chocolates, Tearoom of Terror involves brewing lovely lavender teas and doling out cheesy scones to strange customers, like a seemingly homicidal heiress and an opera singer of no renown. You’ll go through the soothing motions of keeping your own Victorian tea parlor running as finely as white lace… but it won’t be as lovely as it looks. 

“You’re also the primary suspect in your aunt’s murder!” Ast cheerfully reveals. So Tearoom of Terror will also feature moments of deduction like the underrated The Séance of Blake Manor, except you have a stickier relationship with justice than that puzzle game’s upright detective. 

“Find the true culprit, or instead of serving scones, you’ll be serving time,” Ast warns. Desperate times may call for desperate measures–like an excessive lump of poisoned sugar, or a little pinch of worms to keep your “immoral” clientele in line. Ast explains, “Luckily, the officer has a weak constitution.” 

I’m already preparing business names for my tearoom that will no doubt fail health inspection standards–Sleepy Marshmallow? The Headless Horseradish? So I’m eager for Tearoom of Terror to launch sometime soon. Its demo is available now on Steam.