Hello there. As great a franchise as Star Wars is, it is not immune to the odd stinker, perhaps more than we fans would care to admit. And in celebration of Star Wars Day, we thought we would pick five of the worst. If you haven’t watched what’s on the list, consider yourself lucky and avoid it like the plague. You can disagree with this list, but let us remind you that Qui-Jon once said, “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
The Rise of Skywalker
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If you’ve been a fan of the franchise, you probably already know how bad Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker is. Widely panned by critics and fans when it was released in 2019, the final part of the sequel trilogy brought the Skywalker saga to an end that could be likened to a car crash.
While we widely agree that the sequel trilogy was all somewhat disappointing, The Rise of Skywalker took things to another level with its incoherence and lazy writing. Notable examples include retconning Rey from a “nobody” in The Last Jedi to a shock reveal as Palpatine’s granddaughter, and bad dialogue like “Somehow, Palpatine returned.”
And let’s not even talk about how Kylo Ren’s story is essentially a rehash of Anakin Skywalker’s fall to the dark side, eventual redemption, and return to the light side just before dying.
In a movie titled “The Rise of Skywalker”, you would assume the last remaining person from the Skywalker lineage would achieve redemption, live on and figure out a way to rebuild a better Jedi Order together with Rey. But no, we got none of that. Instead, we got someone who wishes she were a Skywalker.
Worryingly, Rey is getting her own movie in Star Wars: The New Jedi Order, and the signs are not good. Production has been plagued with multiple screenwriters leaving, script changes, and countless delays. We’ll be waiting to see if the movie releases as expected in 2027 or if it eventually gets canned like Rogue Squadron and the unnamed Boba Fett movie.
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