{"id":64975,"date":"2026-06-30T14:12:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-30T06:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/?p=64975"},"modified":"2026-06-30T14:12:00","modified_gmt":"2026-06-30T06:12:00","slug":"very-safe-dino-park-is-essentially-friendslop-jurassic-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/?p=64975","title":{"rendered":"Very Safe Dino Park is essentially friendslop Jurassic Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>&#8220;Friendslop&#8221; doesn&#8217;t sound like the most complimentary of terms, because it describes multiplayer games that have a little jank to them and aren&#8217;t particularly polished. They usually revolve around one core mechanic, include amusing physics, and don&#8217;t take themselves too seriously. But they&#8217;re a heck of a lot of fun to play with friends; some of the most successful examples include <em>Peak<\/em>, <em>Phasmophobia<\/em>, and the recent <em>Meccha Chameleon<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>    <!-- No AdsNinja v10 Client! --><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a dinosaur fan, today&#8217;s your lucky day, because <em>Very Safe Dino Park<\/em><em> <\/em>is the next friendslop game that is positioned to have your Discord call in fits of laughter. Revealed Monday, the game comes from developer Panic Stations, who previously released <em>Frog Sqwad <\/em>earlier this month, <em>Very Safe Dino Park <\/em>is described as &#8220;a chaotic one-to-four player dinosaur park sim where feeding the dinos, cleaning the mess, and surviving the chaos are all part of the job.&#8221; It sounds like it&#8217;s essentially <em>Jurassic World Evolution<\/em> with a much more comedic approach.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll need to maintain a facade of competence to your guests, but the Steam description explains that behind the scenes, dinosaurs are getting hungry, guests are getting annoying, and systems are <em>definitely <\/em>failing. Not to mention the fact you&#8217;ll need to feed your dinosaurs, clean up their poop, and even tranquilize some.<\/p>\n<p>Try not to let the dinosaurs eat your guests, though. Or do, because it sounds hilarious according to the mature content description: &#8220;When guests are killed, they fall apart into different body parts like a puppet or a mannequin. There is cartoon red blood. These parts can be added to a biofuel generator, which converts them into electricity to run the park.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no confirmed release date for <em>Very Safe Dino Park <\/em>yet, but you can follow the developer&#8217;s X page for updates.<\/p>\n<div class=\"display-card  article article-card small  no-badge  active-content                              \" data-include-community-rating=\"false\" id=\"steam-friendslop-hit-gamble-with-your-friends\" data-nosnippet=\"\">\n<p>                        <img width=\"440\" height=\"248\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Players gamble on a duck race in Gamble With Your Friends\" data-img-url=\"https:\/\/static0.polygonimages.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gamble-with-your-friends.jpg?q=49&amp;fit=crop&amp;w=220&amp;h=124&amp;dpr=2\" src=\"https:\/\/static0.polygonimages.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gamble-with-your-friends.jpg?q=49&amp;fit=crop&amp;w=220&amp;h=124&amp;dpr=2\"\/><\/p>\n<p>                    <span data-field=\"label\" class=\"article-card-label\"><label>Related<\/label><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"w-display-card-content regular article-block\">\n<h5 class=\"display-card-title \">\n<p>\t\t\tSteam&#8217;s latest friendslop hit is all about gambling with your friends<\/p>\n<\/h5>\n<p class=\"display-card-excerpt\">The aptly titled Gamble With Your Friends has already sold 1 million copies in just one week<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.polygon.com\/very-safe-dino-park-announcement\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read Full Article At Source <\/a><br \/>\n<center\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Friendslop&#8221; doesn&#8217;t sound like the most complimentary of terms, because it describes multiplayer games that have a little jank to them and aren&#8217;t particularly polished&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":64976,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[10726,25694,14494,6502,1677,1086],"class_list":["post-64975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tech-gadgets-reviews","tag-dino","tag-essentially","tag-friendslop","tag-jurassic","tag-park","tag-safe","wpcat-32-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64975\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/64976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sgbuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}